The scene is
from back when cockpits had round
dials, flight engineers and navigators. The crusty
old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator.
The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38 and rests it on
the glare panel. He asks the navigator, "Know what this
is for?"
"No, sir," replies the newbie.
"I use it on navigators that get us lost," explains the
captain, winking at his first officer. The navigator then opens
his flight bag, pulls out a .45 and sets it on his chart table. "What's THAT for?" queries the surprised captain.
"Well,
sir," replies the navigator, "I'll know we're lost before
you will."
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