Air Traffic Controllers

Submitted by Wally Hines Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.” TWA 2341:...

Laughing Stories

Aviation humor that requires a few more lines. Submitted by Pat Barton, John Fetz. Priest and the Pilot A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses and leather jacket. Saint Peter asks him “Who are you,...